We love a good laugh.

I am the very model of a data science satirist,

With, comedy, conviction, and my colleagues as a catalyst.

Political awareness and some tech familiarity

Ensures sufficient content both for blogging and for parody

We're deviant, unorthodox, and challenge norms audaciously

And promulgate our worldview through the blogosphere loquaciously

We amplify accomplishments in cognitive neurology,

Constructing a discursive and original anthology!

With agency, conviction, and my colleagues as a catalyst,

I am the very model of a data science satirist!