I am the very model of a data science satirist,
With, comedy, conviction, and my colleagues as a catalyst.
Political awareness and some tech familiarity
Ensures sufficient content both for blogging and for parody
We're deviant, unorthodox, and challenge norms audaciously
And promulgate our worldview through the blogosphere loquaciously
We amplify accomplishments in cognitive neurology,
Constructing a discursive and original anthology!
With agency, conviction, and my colleagues as a catalyst,
I am the very model of a data science satirist!
We work closely with founders and executives to create custom software and machine learning solutions.