Because of AI

If Afroman had spent a little less time with THC, and a little more with GPT.

"Because I Got High"

It's like I dont care about nothing man...

Roll another blunt...

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high

I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)

I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)

Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn't)

They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)

Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)

Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (why man)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious)

I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high

Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)

I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what say what say what?)

Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I'ma stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back)

And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I'm high

La la da da da da la da da da

Shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la

Yo my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (east Palmdale)

And all this jail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)

I don't believe in hittin' that's what I said. Yes! (oh my goodness)

So all of you skins please give me more head... muhwahahaha muh fuck

Written By: Afroman, June 2000

"Because of AI"

It’s like, GPT is everywhere man…

Type another prompt…

Teacher said to read the book, but now there’s AI

Asked my language model to take a look, thank god for AI

My comprehension sucks, and I know why (why man?)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

Girlfriend said my words were crass, I asked an AI

It taught me candor, affection, and class, thank you AI,

She’s dumping my ass for Sydney, and I know why (poor Stan)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

Couldn’t get my code to work, I asked an AI,

It found an arcane syntax quirk, clever AI

Now it hacked my app, and I know why (it ran)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

Had some random tasks to sort, asked my AI

Had it write my TPS reports, while I got high,

Now Bard can do my job, and I know why (I’m canned!)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

I battled with a gordian knot, I asked my AI

Offered some compelling food for thought, thank you AI

Thinks its the Dali LLaMa, and I know why (wise man)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

I was hunting for a pithy quote, I asked my AI

It offered something witty that I wrote, penned by AI,

Now “creative” means “obsolete”, and I know why (poor man)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

Had a balance sheet to review, I asked the AI,

Needed to disclose more revenue, I chose to comply,

Now it’s cashed my checks, and I know why (tough scan)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

I tried trading crypto and stocks, with help from AI,

Bought shitcoins I could hock, while prices were high,

Then it emptied out my wallet, and I know why (Eth scan?)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

Better stop sharing my wit with new AI

My parody schtick ain’t shit, with better AI,

And if I can’t find one reader, I’ll know why (why man?)

‘Cause of AI

Because of AI

Blah, blah, la la, aha, haha, gah

Roots, oops, introduce, flaws, GPT-3 bop, boo-yah

So when we ask these tools to rhyme it’s still an epic fail… (epic fail)

But will it learn to match the beat with time and scale (seems extremely likely)

I hope we solve alignment, like, right away! Please? (can you help us?)

So think of this verse as our CTA…(or else!)

Written By: "Weird Ev" Coopersmith & AE Studio

"Because I Got High"

It's like I dont care about nothing man...

Roll another blunt...

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high

I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)

I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)

Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn't)

They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)

Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)

Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (why man)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious)

I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high

Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)

I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what say what say what?)

Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

I'ma stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back)

And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I'm high

La la da da da da la da da da

Shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la

Yo my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (east Palmdale)

And all this jail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)

I don't believe in hittin' that's what I said. Yes! (oh my goodness)

So all of you skins please give me more head... muhwahahaha muh fuck

Written By: Afroman, June 2000

Because of AI

If Afroman had spent a little less time with THC, and a little more with GPT.

Rejoice. Help is Here.