Mac Guy
If Billie Eilish were more interested in tricking out her laptop than seducing someone's father.
"Mac Guy"
My Invisiglass has finally...
...see, you cannot scratch the Invisiglass
...fine, I'll buy the Invisiglass, and this is my receipt...
White-box, inside a shiny phone,
Install Safari, never Chrome,
App games, my new-age hippodrome,
Glass screen, depreciable...
AirPods in both my ears for you,
Laptop, chic home, and microbrews
Tight jeans, black shirts, and product queues,
Watch syncs, so digital…
So you’re a stuff guy,
Skinny, hipster scruff guy,
Just can’t buy enough guy,
Tech jokes off-the-cuff guy,
You’re that mac type,
Stickers on the back type,
Postin’ memes on slack type,
Aesthete poppin’ stack type,
You’re a mac guy…
$$ CHING!
Just use ⌘, but not Ctrl,
USB-C, more dongles sold
To you, now poor and unconsoled,
Business and personal,
Art types, express they must belong,
Unix, makes GitHub repos strong
Kernels, for blogging all night long
At your dumb terminal.
So you’re a stuff guy,
Skinny, hipster scruff guy,
Just can’t buy enough guy,
Tech jokes off-the-cuff guy,
You’re that mac type,
Stickers on the back type,
Postin’ memes on slack type,
Aesthete poppin’ stack type,
You’re a mac guy…
$$ CHING!
I’m a mac guy ($$ CHING!)
I’m just a bum without my Macbook…
You crunch some new organic snack,
You read a post on hacker news, some launch postponed,
You loathe the bourgeoisie,
I mean, isn’t that just PC?
But maybe it’s ‘cause the whole thing’s overblown?
You’re a mac guy…
You’re a mac guy...
Written By: "Weird Ev" Coopersmith & AE Studio
"Bad Guy"
My Invisiline has finally...
...I have taken out my Invisiline
...I have taken out my Invisiline, and this is the album...
White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Sleepin', you're on your tippy toes
Creepin' around like no one knows
Think you're so criminal
Bruises on both my knees for you
Don't say thank you or please I do
What I want when I'm wanting to
My soul? So cynical
So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm the bad guy
Duh
I like it when you take control
Even if you know that you don't
Own me, I'll let you play the role
I'll be your animal
My mommy likes to sing along
With me, but she won't sing this song
If she reads all the lyrics she'll
Pity the men I know
So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm the bad guy
Duh
I’m the bad guy
I'm only good at being bad, bad
I like when you get mad
I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone
You said she's scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what she sees
But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne
I'm a bad guy
I'm a bad guy…
Written By: Billie Eilish, 2019
