Mac Guy

Mac Guy

If Billie Eilish were more interested in tricking out her laptop than seducing someone's father.

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"Bad Guy"

My Invisiline has finally...

...I have taken out my Invisiline

...I have taken out my Invisiline, and this is the album...


White shirt now red, my bloody nose 

Sleepin', you're on your tippy toes 

Creepin' around like no one knows 

Think you're so criminal 

Bruises on both my knees for you 

Don't say thank you or please I do 

What I want when I'm wanting to 

My soul? So cynical


So you're a tough guy 

Like it really rough guy 

Just can't get enough guy 

Chest always so puffed guy 

I'm that bad type 

Make your mama sad type 

Make your girlfriend mad tight 

Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm the bad guy

Duh


I like it when you take control 

Even if you know that you don't 

Own me, I'll let you play the role 

I'll be your animal 

My mommy likes to sing along 

With me, but she won't sing this song 

If she reads all the lyrics she'll 

Pity the men I know


So you're a tough guy 

Like it really rough guy 

Just can't get enough guy 

Chest always so puffed guy 

I'm that bad type 

Make your mama sad type 

Make your girlfriend mad tight 

Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm the bad guy

Duh


I’m the bad guy

I'm only good at being bad, bad


I like when you get mad 

I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone 

You said she's scared of me? 

I mean, I don't see what she sees 

But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne


I'm a bad guy 

I'm a bad guy…

Written By: Billie Eilish, 2019

"Mac Guy"

My Invisiglass has finally...

...see, you cannot scratch the Invisiglass

...fine, I'll buy the Invisiglass, and this is my receipt...


White-box, inside a shiny phone,

Install Safari, never Chrome,

App games, my new-age hippodrome,

Glass screen, depreciable...

AirPods in both my ears for you,

Laptop, chic home, and microbrews

Tight jeans, black shirts, and product queues, 

Watch syncs, so digital…


So you’re a stuff guy,

Skinny, hipster scruff guy,

Just can’t buy enough guy,

Tech jokes off-the-cuff guy,

You’re that mac type,

Stickers on the back type,

Postin’ memes on slack type,

Aesthete poppin’ stack type, 

You’re a mac guy…

$$ CHING!  


Just use ⌘, but not Ctrl,

USB-C, more dongles sold

To you, now poor and unconsoled,

Business and personal,

Art types, express they must belong,

Unix, makes GitHub repos strong 

Kernels, for blogging all night long  

At your dumb terminal.


So you’re a stuff guy,

Skinny, hipster scruff guy,

Just can’t buy enough guy,

Tech jokes off-the-cuff guy,

You’re that mac type,

Stickers on the back type,

Postin’ memes on slack type,

Aesthete poppin’ stack type, 

You’re a mac guy…

$$ CHING!  


I’m a mac guy ($$ CHING!)

I’m just a bum without my Macbook…


You crunch some new organic snack,

You read a post on hacker news, some launch postponed,

You loathe the bourgeoisie,

I mean, isn’t that just PC?

But maybe it’s ‘cause the whole thing’s overblown?


You’re a mac guy…

You’re a mac guy...

Written By: "Weird Ev" Coopersmith & AE Studio

"Bad Guy"

My Invisiline has finally...

...I have taken out my Invisiline

...I have taken out my Invisiline, and this is the album...


White shirt now red, my bloody nose 

Sleepin', you're on your tippy toes 

Creepin' around like no one knows 

Think you're so criminal 

Bruises on both my knees for you 

Don't say thank you or please I do 

What I want when I'm wanting to 

My soul? So cynical


So you're a tough guy 

Like it really rough guy 

Just can't get enough guy 

Chest always so puffed guy 

I'm that bad type 

Make your mama sad type 

Make your girlfriend mad tight 

Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm the bad guy

Duh


I like it when you take control 

Even if you know that you don't 

Own me, I'll let you play the role 

I'll be your animal 

My mommy likes to sing along 

With me, but she won't sing this song 

If she reads all the lyrics she'll 

Pity the men I know


So you're a tough guy 

Like it really rough guy 

Just can't get enough guy 

Chest always so puffed guy 

I'm that bad type 

Make your mama sad type 

Make your girlfriend mad tight 

Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm the bad guy

Duh


I’m the bad guy

I'm only good at being bad, bad


I like when you get mad 

I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone 

You said she's scared of me? 

I mean, I don't see what she sees 

But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne


I'm a bad guy 

I'm a bad guy…

Written By: Billie Eilish, 2019