AGI Killed The SEO Star

Video killed the radio star almost 45 years ago. Now another revolution is brewing.

"Video Killed The Radio Star"

I heard you on the wireless back in fifty two

Lying awake intent at tuning in on you

If I was young it didn't stop you coming through

Oh, a, oh

They took the credit for your second symphony

Rewritten by machine on new technology

And now I understand the problems you can see

Oh, a, oh

I met your children

Oh a oh

What did you tell them?

Video killed the radio star

Pictures came and broke your heart

Oh, a, a, a, oh

And now we meet in an abandoned studio (ohh)

We hear the playback and it seems so long ago

And you remember the jingles used to go (ahh)

Oh, a, oh

You were the first one

Oh, a, oh

You were the last one

Video killed the radio star

In my mind and in my car

We can't rewind we've gone too far

Oh, a, a, a, oh

Video killed the radio star

In my mind and in my car

We can't rewind we've gone too far

Pictures came and broke your heart

Put the blame on VCR

You are a radio star (oh, a, oh)

Video killed the radio star

(You are a radio star) video killed the radio star

Video killed the radio star

(You are a radio star) video killed the radio star

Video killed the radio star

Written By: The Bugles, June 1979

"AGI Killed The SEO Star"

I tracked the links you clicked and websites that you view

I trained a model with some help from EC2

And now I know the way you use your CPU

Boo-for-you

I added search words from some help from GPT

Enhanced my workflow with this new technology

And now there isn’t any budget left for me

Boo-I’m-screwed

They sacked their ad men

Boo-I’m-screwed

What did they sell then?

AGI killed the SEO star

Meta tags and terms of art,

Oh, what growth we can show…

Now who will generate these clever portmanteaus?

Those ad campaigns with cyber braggadocio?

Now bots can optimize the aspect ratio

SKUs and queues

We tried a dry run

GPUs

And now I’m outdone

AGI killed the SEO star

Type this prompt and click this bar,

And build a keyword reservoir

Show the new CFO,

No, no more CMO,

AGI killed the SEO star

Type this prompt and click this bar,

As Bard can grow its repertoire,

Meta tags and terms of art,

NLP for OKRs

Take heart, dear SEO star

Depart, dear SEO star

AGI killed the SEO star

(Fresh start, dear SEO star) AGI killed the SEO star

AGI killed the SEO star

(Restart, dear SEO star) AGI killed the SEO star

AGI killed the SEO star

Written By: "Weird Ev" Coopersmith & AE Studio

"Video Killed The Radio Star"

I heard you on the wireless back in fifty two

Lying awake intent at tuning in on you

If I was young it didn't stop you coming through

Oh, a, oh

They took the credit for your second symphony

Rewritten by machine on new technology

And now I understand the problems you can see

Oh, a, oh

I met your children

Oh a oh

What did you tell them?

Video killed the radio star

Pictures came and broke your heart

Oh, a, a, a, oh

And now we meet in an abandoned studio (ohh)

We hear the playback and it seems so long ago

And you remember the jingles used to go (ahh)

Oh, a, oh

You were the first one

Oh, a, oh

You were the last one

Video killed the radio star

In my mind and in my car

We can't rewind we've gone too far

Oh, a, a, a, oh

Video killed the radio star

In my mind and in my car

We can't rewind we've gone too far

Pictures came and broke your heart

Put the blame on VCR

You are a radio star (oh, a, oh)

Video killed the radio star

(You are a radio star) video killed the radio star

Video killed the radio star

(You are a radio star) video killed the radio star

Video killed the radio star

Written By: The Bugles, June 1979

AGI Killed The SEO Star

Video killed the radio star almost 45 years ago. Now another revolution is brewing.

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