AGI Killed The SEO Star
Video killed the radio star almost 45 years ago. Now another revolution is brewing.
"AGI Killed The SEO Star"
I tracked the links you clicked and websites that you view
I trained a model with some help from EC2
And now I know the way you use your CPU
Boo-for-you
I added search words from some help from GPT
Enhanced my workflow with this new technology
And now there isn’t any budget left for me
Boo-I’m-screwed
They sacked their ad men
Boo-I’m-screwed
What did they sell then?
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
Meta tags and terms of art,
Oh, what growth we can show…
Now who will generate these clever portmanteaus?
Those ad campaigns with cyber braggadocio?
Now bots can optimize the aspect ratio
SKUs and queues
We tried a dry run
GPUs
And now I’m outdone
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
Type this prompt and click this bar,
And build a keyword reservoir
Show the new CFO,
No, no more CMO,
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
Type this prompt and click this bar,
As Bard can grow its repertoire,
Meta tags and terms of art,
NLP for OKRs
Take heart, dear SEO star
Depart, dear SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
(Fresh start, dear SEO star) AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
(Restart, dear SEO star) AGI killed the SEO star
AGI killed the SEO star
Written By: "Weird Ev" Coopersmith & AE Studio
"Video Killed The Radio Star"
I heard you on the wireless back in fifty two
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through
Oh, a, oh
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine on new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh, a, oh
I met your children
Oh a oh
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh, a, a, a, oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio (ohh)
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go (ahh)
Oh, a, oh
You were the first one
Oh, a, oh
You were the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone too far
Oh, a, a, a, oh
Oh, a, a, a, oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on VCR
You are a radio star (oh, a, oh)
You are a radio star (oh, a, oh)
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
(You are a radio star) video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
(You are a radio star) video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Written By: The Bugles, June 1979
